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The Merch Table
Shirts, hoodies and the odd cursed sticker. Every order funds the next batch of very bad decisions.
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Funds the stream
Every order goes straight back into better content, new gear and the giveaway pile.
Quality
Actually wearable
Heavyweight blanks and prints that survive a wash. No scratchy mystery cotton.
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